As 7:00 Central Time approached last Saturday in Azle, you could feel the tension slowly rise in the war room.
One owner described this 15 minute window before the 2013 Draft as "the most nerve-racking yet looked forward to time of his year."
Some people enjoy scorecarding baseball games, some enjoy buck-hunting or growing beards and some people enjoy sex. But none of that compares to the rush that comes over us when that first pick is stuck on that draft board.
Yet this year felt a little different because of two teams that whore'd themselves out late last season in order play for the future.
I had a former champion
Here are some quick observations of the draft from me and then from our reigning in-house Matthew Berry wannabe, Chase.
All weekend Jeffrey and Heath who have some of the lowest (AWPS) 4.2 and 6.5 over the last four seasons had a shit-eating grin on their faces. And what owner wouldn't have a smile on their face if they knew they were about to win the draft lottery after getting away with trade-rape last season?
I had a former champion
go on record after the draft saying,"Jeffrey literally could start his team of RGIII, Dez and Ray Rice after his first round shopping spree and compete with Blake's full team." Bulletin board material, Blake.
Here are some quick observations of the draft from me and then from our reigning in-house Matthew Berry wannabe, Chase.
1) One of the best moments of the draft was watching Ryan study his picks in angst. Congrats to him on staying strong and picking AP as his leading man this year.
2) Someone else be in charge of music next year...I hated looking up after I had chosen a great pop song and Josh was just sitting indian-style next to the love sac flipping me off.
3) Will, great meal. Solid work.
4) Let's also congratulate Mason and the Gamma Sig team for keeping the athletic dominance of Galaxy alive in our Ryder Cup win.
After Clark and Blake left on Saturday night, Chase decided to hold court once again for his annual fantasy predictions conference. Here are some of the highlights:
1) His five bold predictions.
3) His overall draft analysis.
4) His Power Rankings
To finish up here are the real
Pre-Season Power Rankings:
Pre-Season Power Rankings:
12) Blake - His first two picks will be gold for eight weeks; then trade bait soon thereafter.
11) Ryan - The long road back from mediocrity was started with a solid draft and his wildcard Colin Kap at the helm.
The next eight have no particular order simply because they had solid drafts, some good keepers and some potential breakout players. But if you held a gun to my head here they are:
10) Will - His rounds 2-6 are either will vault him to a wildcard spot of doom him back into the lottery.
9) Chase - By his own admission he might be on the phones looking for a favorable trade for the 2014 campaign as the season winds down.
8) Josh - Stafford could carry this team but pick I like is Brandon Weeden in 19th.
7) Clark - Strong RB's, a real man's QB and another professional draft for Luke's dad.
6) Mike - He basically drafted the entire Lion's roster besides Jason Hanson; if Sproles and Bush are true PPR greats this year this expansion team could make a deep impact.
4) Jesse - Mark it down. Black Josh will get his revenge this year to the tune of the best WR points total in Choctaw history.
3) Hutton - I brought back most of my team from last year and got laughed at when I took the best tight end in the game.
Just keep laughing, bitches.
2) Keith - There was a 2 minute period in the 11th round where I legitimately thought he took Astros fireball lefty, Billy Wagner as a LB. Turns out it was Bobby Wagner but this team better be playing at Christmas time or Keith should automatically be the beer bitch next year.
1) Jeffrey - Lamar Miller, RGIII and Tavon Austin should carry this team for years to come. This team has more potential than Apple in the 80's.
Finally, let's keeping making a point to do this every year. It's pretty rare that we can all come together for even a day so let's keep it going.
And of course, the question of will I be engaged or win the league first always has to be asked at this time every year.
Let's just say I'm planning a big 2013.
And of course, the question of will I be engaged or win the league first always has to be asked at this time every year.
Let's just say I'm planning a big 2013.